Toddler Conversations

1.) We have a large coffee table/ottoman which Grant calls the "Daddy" and an ottoman to go with our glider, which Grant calls the "Son".


2.) I put my head on Grant's tummy when I was hugging him and heard it grumble. So I told Grant his tummy was talking. So he knocked on his tummy and asked "who is it? Oh, nobody's there."


3.) This morning Grant hopped up on our bed and pushed his belly button so that his wings (arms) would pop out like Buzz Lightyear.

Then he looked at me and said "Mama, please don't mess me up."

Me: Ok Grant I won't mess you up.

Grant: (Looking around the room he noticed different objects) and please don't throw a movie at me.

Me: Ok Grant I won't throw anything at you. (I never do)

Grant: And Mama, please don't throw a crayon at me

Me: Ok Grant I won't throw a crayon at you.

Grant: And Mama, please don't throw a pacifier at my mouth those are for babies.

Then he jumps off the bed and says "Ta-Da! I'm marshmallow boy!"

4.) Yesterday Grant was just sitting quietly on a chair looking out the window and I asked him what he was doing, he said "I'm just sitting here waiting for daddy." What a sweet little boy especially since it was only 10am.

Thanks for making us laugh Grant! We love you!