Tuesday Toddler Conversations

1.) Grant was using my wooden spoon as a sword and he hit me with it. so I put him in timeout. while I was taking care of Maddie he comes out with another wooden spoon and I asked him to put it back or he would get another TO- in a nearly perfect british accent he says,

"you have nothing to fear!"


What has he been watching?



2.) We were almost finished reading Peter Rabbit and Grant stops me and says, "I can't yike dis one. It's too dangerous." (Sorry Peter, I guess we'll never know how your book ends.)