1.) Fact to Grant: Sharks eat bears.
Grant: Hey Mom, do sharks eat bears?
Me: Let's think about this. Where do Sharks live? Where do Bears live?
Grant: Oh, Sharks live in the water and bears live in their caves.
Me: So, they don't live very close to each other so sharks probably don't eat bears.
Grant: But Mom, Sharks eat bears when bears go swimming.
Me: Oh really?
Grant: Yeah sharks eat bears because the sharks will think the bear's bottom is potatoes and the shark will think the bear's tail is a carrot. So sharks do eat bears.
2.) Grant: Hey Dad can we play in Target tonight.
Chris: Maybe for a little bit.
Grant: How about a big bit?