1.) Fact to Grant: Sharks eat bears.
Grant: Hey Mom, do sharks eat bears?
Me: Let's think about this. Where do Sharks live? Where do Bears live?
Grant: Oh, Sharks live in the water and bears live in their caves.
Me: So, they don't live very close to each other so sharks probably don't eat bears.
Grant: But Mom, Sharks eat bears when bears go swimming.
Me: Oh really?
Grant: Yeah sharks eat bears because the sharks will think the bear's bottom is potatoes and the shark will think the bear's tail is a carrot. So sharks do eat bears.
2.) Grant: Hey Dad can we play in Target tonight.
Chris: Maybe for a little bit.
Grant: How about a big bit?
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5 comments:
He does have some convincing logic there! haha. Too cute.
So funny! I need to be better about writing down funny things Ellis says.
So sad to hear about Grant's broken leg! Get better soon!
love the logic!!
Grant is hilarious!
We miss you guys!
I love this. Too hilarious! Thanks for giving me even more fun to look forward to as Max gets older! I love you.
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